




Dog-First Policy: If They Can't Go, Neither Can I!
Declare your priorities loud and clear with this hilarious and relatable black graphic t-shirt! Perfect for the ultimate Dog Parent whose social calendar revolves strictly around their furry companions.
Bold, Relatable Slogan: Features the viral and true-to-life statement: "IF I CAN'T BRING MY DOGS I'M NOT GOING" in a striking, bright blue font with contrasting red paw prints.
Triple the Adorableness: Showcases three adorable pups peeking out happily—including two Huskies and one smaller mixed-breed/Beagle-type dog—ready for their close-up over their personalized name banners.
Triple Personalization: Customize all three banners! Add the names of your three beloved dogs (Name 1, Name 2, and Name 3) to proudly display your whole pack. (Enter your desired names in the personalization box).
Perfect Gift: A guaranteed laugh and a thoughtful, unique gift for any Dog Mom or Dog Dad who believes in never leaving their furbabies behind.
Fit: Unisex, regular fit (or specify your fit: classic/oversized), offering a comfortable and conversation-starting piece of apparel.
Wear it to: Casual gatherings (that hopefully welcome dogs!), dog park visits, or whenever you need a funny way to explain your RSVP status.
You may return most new, unopened items within 30 days of delivery for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.).
You should expect to receive your refund within four weeks of giving your package to the return shipper, however, in many cases you will receive a refund more quickly. This time period includes the transit time for us to receive your return from the shipper (5 to 10 business days), the time it takes us to process your return once we receive it (3 to 5 business days), and the time it takes your bank to process our refund request (5 to 10 business days).
If you need to return an item, simply login to your account, view the order using the "Complete Orders" link under the My Account menu and click the Return Item(s) button. We'll notify you via e-mail of your refund once we've received and processed the returned item.
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations.
When you place an order, we will estimate shipping and delivery dates for you based on the availability of your items and the shipping options you choose. Depending on the shipping provider you choose, shipping date estimates may appear on the shipping quotes page.
Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. The weight of any such item can be found on its detail page. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.

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